There is a member of my household who really knows whats going on in the world...Her's that is! If only all our country's leaders had to worry about was how to have a productive day. For Babette, that would be 2 hours out of 24 and most of that includes being cute and letting YOU know she knows it, or, is it nap time yet? (that would be the other 22 hours).
I really do think she has a keen grasp on how things should work. She sleeps when I'm talking to her and who are you kidding that half of the senate isn't taking a snooze when the subjects of health care reform, keeping jobs in the US, no more handouts to every other country but ours and let's NOT solve the problems in the middle east that have been brewing since before the big JC! While she loves playing with a furry little (almost real looking) fake mouse, our country's leaders love playing Russian Roulette with our tax dollars.
Besides sleeping and playing, she really enjoys her organic cat food and kitty treats which she always feels entitled to, much like the IRS feels entitled to taking our hard earned money that we have absolutely no power whatsoever over and God ( or whatever higher power you believe in as I wouldn't want to be politically incorrect) help you if you screw up your taxes at the end of the year! When she brings up a hairball, she reminds me of all the broken promises spewed forth by those who will tell any lie and spend millions of dollars to get elected (or re-elected)
only to conveniently forget all said promises once in office.
Hey, at least she doesn't lie! With a cat, what you see is what you get. When you think about it, she just may be a viable candidate and she won't run as a democrat,republican or libertarian. She knows shes the prettiest, has the best hair and knows how to get what she wants (entitlements?) because as anyone who has ever been owned by a cat knows...they are very INDEPENDENT! Babette for President 2016! Free fish frys at the White House on Fridays! Yeah Madame President!
Well which one of would be her assistant?
ReplyDeleteBoth of us honey. She is a Diva candidate!
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